Hey, Dudes! How's it hangin'?
Check this radical new game from NEC
and ICOM.. uh, I mean "Camp California",
who also brought us that totally tubular game,
"Yo, Bro!"
And it's ONLY for the 16-bit super system, the
Turbografx CD!
Its name... like, totally Camp California, dude! You get to cruise around Califor-ni-a in a red woody that gets a gnarly 5 miles-per-gas-tank, man! |
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Right, so like you play a cast of tubular beach bums with radical names like "Shredhead", "Screamer",... "Li'l Bro", and... "Byron." 17th-century Romanticism is like, totally radical, bro! |
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But dude, our gang's got some lame problems piled higher than ten surfboards -- No gas for the woody, our tires have been ganked, the band's instruments too, and everyone's been kidnapped! Major bummer, dude. Lay down that quill, Byron Bear, and shred tail to save them! |
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The graphics are major awesome! You get all the sights of SoCal, the sandy beaches, the waves, tidal pools, huge sandcastles... oh, not to mention all that bogus litter like cans, banana peels and syringes! |
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Pick up all the litter and recycle it, already! Saving the environment is radical, plus you get some, like, totally recycled fuel for the woody. |
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Rad! Byron's off to the mall to rescue his little bro. After checking the shops for some bodacious Bettys, of course. |
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Bogus! The toys have come alive to take down the By-man. Dish out some beefy punches to the rats to stop the toys. Some people completely bail on this game because it's got a lot of cheap hits and bogus controls. True, my friend, but the cool authentic dialogue makes up for it! |
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Next,
the gnarly junkyard is the place to be, with totally
rad rods moving all over the place on conveyor belts! |
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Check this, dude! The junkyard's totally alive! Byron's gotta go inside to rip it up with some wayyy hot molten steel! |
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Cool hot rod engine, bro! I bet that'd look choice in the woody. Let's not forget, dudes, how supreme the tunage in this game is! The Beach Boys may be, like, passé but the rest of the heavy harmonies freakin' shred! |
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No
way! These rats are everywhere! SanFran's got its share of rodent
fans, but sorry dudes, Shredhead's gotta
take them out to save the beach! |
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This dude might be little, but he's got a gnarly spin attack and a tubular jump! See how he totally sends the rat for a ride in the sky. |
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Brrr!
We're chillin' up in the mountains
with more rats to cool off. Lil' Bro's too bogus on the skateboard to
control in this area, so we'd better call a radical jumper in! |
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Way!
Shredhead totally saves the day. He's a hot dog
even in the coolest places. But watch out
for those mondo dangerous buzzsaws, man! |
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Take
out three of the lamest lumberjacks ever
to clear this stage. |
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Lil' Bro is mega-awesome on his bodacious board in this stage. Bummer, man, this place is full of tanks and a rat army! Remember, little dudes: pollution, war, nuclear bombs, factories, and litter are all ultra-lame! Environmentalism is rad! Now go kick some righteous ass! |
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Cool
ollies, bro! You shred so much, you get a game
of your own! |
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Check
out the rats' totally posh pad. The graphics
in this game just get more and more intense
from here. |
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It's
down to gnarly Davy Jones' locker for Poachman. First he swims around
a watery maze, then heads into the mouth
of a freakin' huge whale! |
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Yours
truly can't help but love the majorly radical
touches throughout this game, like the mondo cool
allusions to the Titanic and Pinocchio. |
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And the totally intense 16-bit bossfights! This game may be tough for pee-wees but it was made to have that intense oldskool arcade feel! Major repetition is the only way you can beef up your excellence in this game, dudes! |
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Screamer's
the ultimate dude to play with in this game, cause he can cruise in
the air and, like, totally fly! You can
call on him to get over and inside the pyramid
like yesterday! |
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Poor
Indy's totally got himself shredded! Are
you gonna be lame like him, or are you
gonna be bodacious like Screamer? |
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Yo!
It's time to take on the big kahuna himself, dudes! Pick your baddest
bro and cruise off to Vegas! |
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This
game has it all! Super gnarly mutant rats
and tubular R-Type references! |
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The moon's like totally made of cheese! As if! Well, it mega makes sense if the rats wanted to take over the world. Heavy! |
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Get
deeper and deeper into the boss man's intense
spaceship and trip out to some stunning
graphics and giant rats! |
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This
is it, dude! The mano-a-mano with the big
boss dude! Hey, check the totally rad Yo,
Bro! product plug in the back. |
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No WAY! The big cheese is, like, a totally lame poseur! All that's left to do is escape and wait for a pickup! Here's Kelly with our rad rod completely bodaciously beefed up! I guess she hadn't really caught Byron's drift when he told her to "go and fix the woody..." |
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Well,
the big cheese is now cream
cheese, and the gang's free to rock out
in concert. The beach is saved! |
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Byron
and Screamer show the young 'uns just how cool
the late '80s were. AWESOME! |
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And
that's the end of a radical game from Camp
California! May there be many more, dudes. |
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TOTALLY NON-BOGUS BONUS DUDES! Here's the FULL MAP from this way cool game!
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